and the Geek shall inherit the earth

When I reached 29, I lost my dad. This is many a lifes watershed moment, I still lived at home and I was still single. The grieving process was long and painful, mum had moved out when I was 13 and I had missed the female influence in my life, now alone in the house of my birth I needed to embrace myself, learn to love myself because me, myself and I were going to spend a lot of time together. It was the 90's and the internet was on the rise, it was time to find out what the wide wide world was all about.
I bought a tower and monitor from Hewlett Packard and set about setting it up on the floor in the front room, turns out I had some apptitude for IT, I am sure the bible had said something about the geek inheriting the earth, I didn't pay too much attention to RE class but I had decided to claim my inheritence.
As the screen flickered into life and the Windows 95 logo loomed I was nervous, actually nervous. I had started to embrace my sub side, the magazines had been a help but the internet promised much, if this didn't give me anything I knew I was a very niche market and probably doomed to surpress my loves.
Not only, as the first picture of a strong capable woman holding a man in some discomfort between her thighs slowly revealed itself to me, was I now assured that not only was it just me and the editor of Fighting Girls who liked this, I had a whole army behind me. Admitidly it was an army who would surrender at the first word of a woman but numbers count.
When it asked me 'where do I want to go today?' the very first thing I typed in was mixed wrestling, this was my underlying passion that drove my submissive nature. Something in the region of 100 billion hits...it wasn't, it was more like a 100,000 but it may as well have been as my face broke into the biggest smile it had seen for months. I googled, I navigated, I gazed, I thought, I breathed deeply, I got very excited. Women were the stronger sex, and I now had the evidence to prove it.